You know you are in a bad neighborhood when...

You know you are in a bad neighborhood when the ghetto bird is flying over head. You know you are in a bad neighborhood when the ghetto bird is speaking to the neighborhood on a mega phone. You know you are in a bad neighborhood when the purple house on the corner is a crack house. You know you are in a bad neighborhood when you are the only one on your street who owns your own house... ... I need to graduate and get a job so I can move!